Fortune Cookies
By them selves fortune cookies fortunes are harmless. But take the ones below, written as we found them and add the words "in bed" at the end of each one. They take on a whole new meaning and more times than not still work as a fortune. Have fun....but play safe.
A cautious person leaves no stone unturned
God has given you special blessings
You have an unusually magnetic personality
There are many new opportunities that are being presented to you
Don't pass up a once-in-a-lifetime offer
He who has good health is young
The best times of your life have not yet been lived
Love truth but pardon error
There will be someone sharing your warmth
A new voyage will fill your life with untold memories
Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation
Your family is one of nature's masterpieces
Be calm and collected, peace is a virtue
You are open minded and quick to make new friends
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic
Ask probing questions before venturing into new territory
New alternatives will surface
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs
You are making plans to host a special family gathering
Your smile has great charm
Your character can be described as natural and unrestrained
Pay attention to the twinges of your conscience
All your hard work will soon pay off
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you
You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time
You have great patience
Consider a proposal carefully, from all sides
Ask the one who keeps a watchful silence
You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to
Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance
You will be showered with good luck
Luck is coming your way
Act with kindness. People return with goodwill to the place that has done them well
Don't worry about money. The best things in life are free
You are open minded and quick to make new friends
Your self-confidence shines and makes a great impression on others
You are soon going to change your present line of work
To be beautiful externally is like a glass rose; one false move and it can crack
If you continue to give, you will continually have
You will be awarded some great honor
You need not worry! You will always have everything that you need
Show your true face to the people who really matter
God has given you special blessings
Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink
Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment
There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you
A cautious person leaves no stone unturned
If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Your example will inspire others
If you think you can, you can
Love truth but pardon error
Smile when you are ready
Friends long absent are coming back to you
You are born with a "sixth sense" and a superb insight.
New and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you
You are interested in public service
All your hard work will soon be paid off
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems
There's a good chance of a romantic encounter soon
You will inherit a large sum of money
Happy news is on its way to you
Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you
Relax and enjoy yourself
You are a gentleman of outstanding wisdom
You have a friendly heart and are well admired
A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection
There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you
Good health is a man's best wealth
The secret to good friends is no secret to you
It is most enjoyable to talk with you
Every excess becomes a vice
Always accept yourself the way you are
Your determination will bring you much success
Be most affectionate today
The star of riches is shining upon you
Things are not always what they seem
You have the rare ability to recognize ability in others
Don't pass up a once-in-a-lifetime offer
You will always be surrounded by true friends
Protect the independence you have fought for
A way out of a financial mess is discovered as if by magic
Your sense of humor reveals itself at just the right times
Nothing in the world is accomplished without passion
The small steps you take will ultimately bring you great fortune
As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it
The mood is right for a friendly chat to lead to romance
Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you
Your love life will be happy and harmonious
You are going to have a very comfortable old age
Our first love and last love is ...... Self-love
Your smile makes everyone realize that the world is a lovely and beautiful place
If you continually give you will continually have
You have a pair of shining eyes
Pardon is the choicest flower of victory
Your happy heart brings joy and peace where there is none
Your generosity will repay you tenfold
Love is like war; easy to begin but hard to stop
Your ability to find the silly in the serious will take you far
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance
What's hidden in an empty box?
He who has good health is young